Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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