Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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