marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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