I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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