I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
