Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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