He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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