would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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