Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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