Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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