did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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