I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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