I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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