I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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