I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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