idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
