This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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