i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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