Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
