What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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