I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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