do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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