My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
