i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
