Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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