that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
vagina is talking i cant
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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