I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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