That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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