He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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