How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
