Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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