Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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