who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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