There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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