dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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