He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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