She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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