Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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