I want to have your abortion
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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