is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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