I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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