oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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