Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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