This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
3pm strippers are depressing
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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