The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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