why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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