Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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