Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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