I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
