Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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