i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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