its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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