my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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