new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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