he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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