Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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